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ninni means sleep

Happy ninni to u too bro

Oh you then

hiding hiding
coming n going

ASSLAAMUALAIKUM WAREHMATULLAH
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saitana

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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling


wat happened tak
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WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD

♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥
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♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥
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♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥
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So,value them n enlighten ur life...
HavE LoveLy nYt

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ha ha ha cute
nice hide n seek