Are jaan meine tek0 jalebi b0la bai nahi bai to kaam wali ko kehte hai

Are jaan tujhe bai kisne keh diya

G0od m0rning meri jalebi

Jaan tavi to sadma laga use m0usi souteli thi biwi to apni thi

Jaan tera m0usa thoda sadme me hai reteri souteli m0usi bhag gayi use chh0d ke

Jaan saraswati puja me he ata hai yehan v kuch din waste

Tun tun m0usa

Jaan beetro0t beet to andar se v laal hota hai wo jise g0bhi sam0se wagerh me dalte hai aur shakarkand ka design gazar muli jaisa hota hai uska chilka red aur andar se white hota hai use ubal ke v khate hai

Are raddis ko he muli kehte hai pagli shakarkand tu g0ogle me dhundh lena

Arey ladki wo jo gajar muli ke tarah hota hai lakin mitha lagta hai pagli

Ek kaam kar tu shakarkand khane ki adat daal le

Jaan uska baja paidaishi kharab hai tens mat lemeine kha liya atr tu

Jaan agar aisa na hua to k0i baat nahi shadi ke baad bana denge waise v inke paas apna dimag nahi h0ta aurat ke dimag pe chalte hai ink0 bas kamana ata hai bas aur kuch kaam ke nahi

Jaan tu ek baat jaan le ke in ladk0 me 20 percent he dhith licchad aur akalmand h0te hai aur baki 80 ki duniya biwi ki pallu h0ta hai

Jaan meri shadi halwayi se h0 jaye tab to hoga na i mean chef

Jaanmein sochti hun khana mere muh me apne aap aaye maza ayega

Are jaan ghar pe extra khane ka saman rakha kar warna dikkat hogi na aur khud v kuch halka banana sikh ja mein he khana banati hun mein khane ke liye m0m pe depend nahi

not well

gud evening

Meine kha liya jaan g0od aftern0on n u ne khaya