You cannot discuss
anything with a woman Because they call it a
discussion But any discussion
with a
woman is an argument Aur
argument mein toh tu
boss unse jeet hi nahi sakta… Because hum aadmiyon
ki
ek basic need hoti hai To make
sense in an
argument Ladkiyon ko koi
farak nahi padta Sense jaise bekaasi cheez
ki
wajeh se wo Argument kaise
haar jaye Ek to aaj ki baat pe
argument aaj hoga hi nahi aaj
ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad...
Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi
rehta hai do mahine pehle
hua kya tha??? Ladkiyaan
bacha ke rakhti
hain yeh chota hatiyar nahi
bada hatiyar hai
isse badi ladai mein use
karenge… TU kabhi try karliyo
khud
ko sahi saabit karne ki Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is
point se tu apni baat ko
ssabit karlega Lekin tabhi ek
awaaz ayegi Ungli neeche
karoo Tune dhyaan bhi nahi
diya hoga Lekin tumhari nadaan si
ungli unki taraf point kar
rahi hogi And suddenly , the
whole
argument will flush down
the gutter And mudra ye reh jayega ki
How dare you point a
finger at me? Kisne banaya ye
rule Kisne banaya? Saal wo
beech argument me
tumhe jhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi
Lekin unki taraf ek ungli
point kardo Saara mudra
khatam Wo sahi tum galat
Shaadi se pehle wo nagin
tune kyon bhajta hai Kyon ki bandwala bhi
tumhe chetaavani de raha
hoga ki kaun aa raha hai
tumhari zindagi me Inka
signature tune hai wo Ab ye
bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan Same
cheez mein karoon to Uske kisi
friend ko call
karke
Ab ye problems ginaoon to
Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya
Hmm hmm Tum uski
sympathy gain
karna chahte ho? Y don't you
go and sleep
with her?

EPIC :: (From Pyaar Ka
Punchanama)
Problem yeh hai ki woh
ladki hai. aur kya problem
hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life
mein koiye problem na ho
Lekin agar meri life mein
koiye problem na ho toh
yeh uski life ki sabse badi
problem hai... And bull shit she is worried
yaar use to celebrate karna
chahiye tha
She is in this exactly what
she wants Seriously yaar
aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta
hai muh me kuch stuff
kardoon Trust me yaar cheih
mahinom me I have had it
all Sab dekhliya meine
Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship?
Kahin ki khushiya?
Relationship ka matlab ye
rehta hai an end to your
own happiness Uske baad all
you have to worry about is uski
khushiyaan uska birthday
uske kutte ka birthday Uska
new year to kabhi
tumhara bhi new year tha In
ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta A
happy woman is a myth Tu
batman wali ki dekh le
Saala Jab tak saala batman
nahi bana
tab tak bolti rahi tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
nakara ho napunshak ho
main tum jaise insaan ke
saath kaise reh sakti hu
jisdin bechara batman ban
gaya us din boli tum toh batman
ban gaye
mujhe toh ek normal insaan
chahiye tha
main tumhare saath kaise
reh sakti hu Sab saalan na in bollywood
kahaniyon ka dosh hai Bloody
bollywood romantic
masaala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko
pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam Is ke baad ka
story koi nahi
batata Iske baad ki kahaani
mein batata hoon Iske baad
ladke ne ladki ko
do din hug nahi kiya To problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe
ho Itna bhi achcha nahi
lagta Saale Shopping khatam
nahi
hoti inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye
cushion, curtain se match
nahi kiye toh aur cushion
laye mere ghar mein mug itne
hai ki unko bechne jaoon
toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye Ek to jo cheez lena
hai wo
leke nahi ayegi do hafte
dimag chatenge ki
table lena hai table lena hai
5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar
layenge
aur fir agle do hafte dimag
chatenge
table lena hai table lena hai...
Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon