=► Life is an opportunity,
benefit from it.
=► Life is beauty, admire it.
=► Life is bliss, taste it.
=► Life is a dream, realize it.
=► Life is a challenge, meet it.
=► Life is a duty, complete it.
=► Life is a game, play it.
=► Life is a promise, fulfill it.
=► Life is sorrow, overcome
it.
=► Life is a song, sing it.
=► Life is a struggle, accept it.
=► Life is a tragedy, confront
it.
=► Life is an adventure, dare
it.
=► Life is luck, make it.
=► Life is too precious, do not
destroy it.
=► Life is life, fight for it.

Never despise your helpers if
you want to prosper! If a
helper fails to fulfill his or her
role in your life, there will
always be a vacuum that you
may never fill. Father, let my
helpers fulfill their purpose in
my life.

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is called INSANITY.

Little April was not the best
student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the
class.
One day the teacher called on
her while she was napping,
"Tell me, April, who created
the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little
Johnny, a boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin
and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted
April and the teacher said,
"Very good" and April fell
back asleep.
A while later the teacher
asked April, "Who is our Lord
and Saviour," But, April didn't
even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue and stuck her
again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted
April and the teacher said,
"very good," and April fell
back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April
a third question. "What did
Eve say to Adam after she had
her twenty-third child?" And
again, Johnny jabbed her with
the pin. This time April jumped
up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK
THAT F*****G THING IN ME
ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT
IN HALF AND STICK IT UP
YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.