xnirx  (11 years ago)

╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮

A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".

The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".

This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"

The king died next day!

(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)

Keep {Image} Smling

╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮

xnirx  (11 years ago)

--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆☆(●̮̮̃•̃)--

If all the humans start respecting Mother

hope their will be peace on earth.

Stop all dirty acts of Religion.

Adopt respecting Mother Religion.

Mother will teach us to serve...

So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots

to love the real Religion

that is Mother’s love...

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happy night...keep smiling.

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--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆☆(●̮̮̃•̃)--

xnirx  (11 years ago)


Only a lovable friend can feel ur
silent pain
and will hold ur hand till u become strong again...!!

Keep ur true friends alwayz with U. .!!

Gud evening

see yo

Chitra39  (11 years ago)
Life is like a piano, White keys R happy moments and
Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys are played together to give
Sweet music in life...
Good Morning!

xnirx  (11 years ago)

★,*”*,*”*,☆☆,*”*,*”*,★

Before Marriage
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He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage
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Now simply read from bottom to top

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Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile call me immediately
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★,*”*,*”*,☆☆,*”*,*”*,★

apurva12  (11 years ago)

xnirx  (11 years ago)

(¯`°.good morning.°´¯)

My heart is so small
it’s almost invisible.
How can You place
such big sorrows in it?
“Look,” She answered,
“your eyes are even smaller,
yet they behold the world.”

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friendship is a package of feelings.
Nobody can make it.
Nobody can break it.
Nobody can explain it.
Only u & me can feel it…

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(¯`°.good morning.°´¯)

xnirx  (11 years ago)


Dream touches your heart and soul.
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you’ll have the sweetest dream tonight…

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“*\\ good //*”
// Night \\”+”
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Have sweetest dreamz

xnirx  (11 years ago)

tere haal dekh kar...man badal liya h

ab no sadi
net

xnirx  (11 years ago)

wat

toh log sadi q karte h

kuch to hoga